Unicorn:
Hello, travelers. Please save me.

Candice:
Oh my gosh! A unicorn?!

Unicorn:
Yes. Yes, I do appear to be a unicorn. This is true.

Unicorn:
But no one cares about that. Save me.

Candice:
Of course! Leave it to us! We can save you!

Candice:
What do you need saving from?

Sweets:
Here we wander, banished and homeless...

Sweets:
♫ OHHHH~~ WHERE SHALL WE GOOO~~ WE'RE LOST AND ALONEEEEE! ♪ SINGING OUR SAD SONGGGG!!! ♬

Unicorn:
OH GOD NO PLEASE!!! MAKE THEIR DISGUSTING NOISES STOP!!! PLEASE!

Candice:
Wow, it's the sweets banished by the Sweets Fairy!

Unicorn:
...wait. You know these degenerates?

Candice:
Oh, well, we hung out for a little while. They're not that bad...

Unicorn:
NOT THAT BAD?! They're the filth of society!

Candice:
Are you serious?

Unicorn:
They've barged into my kingdom, endlessly singing their demonic nightmare songs. They defile my rainbow with their sugar sprinkle contamination!

Candice:
....whoah...

Unicorn:
THEY VOMITED FROSTING IN MY MARSHMALLOW PUFF-PUFF BED!!!

Ice Cream:
....*URP*
Cake...I feel my hot chocolate chunks rising. I think I'm gonna spew...

Cake:
Quick, back to the white, puffy, filth-receptacle!

Candice:
.....

Unicorn:
NOOOOO!! Not again!

Candice:
....oh dear.

Unicorn:
Please. I need you to assasinate the sweets. You'll get an amazing reward. I promise.