Codingbatman:
Hmph. I'll retreat for now. But know that I will be back.
*SCRCH* Alfred! The Batmoboolean! *SCRCH*

Candice:
....

Candice:
Whew! Good job, Trainee! Looks like we're safe for now! I wonder what's going on with the Cawdingbirds though. Are any of them our Cawdingbird?

????:
Hi there! I'm IronCodingman

Candice:
OMG ANOTHER ONE!

Lincoln:
Where is Captain Americode? The truly patriotic of superheroes.

IronCodingman:
Pshhh. That loser? He can't even fly. He'd be a piglet among eagles here.

IronCodingman:
But...this is odd. My sensors are picking up strong readings of an alien creature over here. Are any of you aliens?

Lincoln:
I'm Abraham Lincoln, I'll have you know! Born in a log cabin, nestled in the heart of America. My choice of fashion may be alien, but I am as earth-man as they come.

IronCodingman:
Huh. Java-ris. Have you been hitting the bottle? Your sensors seem to be malfunctioning.

Java-ris:

IronCodingman:
Well, that settles it. I'm not an alien, so you guys must be the aliens. Nice attempt at hiding your true forms, alien scum! Let's rumble.

Candice:
Again?! AGAIN?!

Candice:
ALL I WANT IS MY CAWDINGBIRD!! IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK?!