Strange Merchant:
Ssssso. You have returned.

Strange Merchant:
Whoah. What is thissss??!

Strange Merchant:
It'ssss so cool!! So badasssss!

Strange Merchant:
No one would pick on you, if you're wearing something tough like thisssss.

Strange Merchant:
I bet everyone would admire you. You'd be the ruler of the universsse.

Strange Merchant:
Sssssigh. I'll never be that cool. It'ssssss okay.

Strange Merchant:
Take this Codingmon. A badass Codingmon fitsssss with a suave, cool person like you.