Strange Merchant:
Sssso. You have returned.

Strange Merchant:
What incredible badgesss have you brought for me today?

Strange Merchant:
Oh my. What is this? Ssssso comfy. So ssssstylish.

Strange Merchant:
Why is there only one, though?

Strange Merchant:
That's okay. I will ssssstill give you an excellent deal! Here, take this Error Rat.

Strange Merchant:
The best codingmon. Ssssso easy to care for. So useful.

Strange Merchant:
So....ssssso....

Strange Merchant:
SOB SSSSOB SSSSSSSSOB

Strange Merchant:
It's not trueeeee....He issssss a terrible Codingmon...

Strange Merchant:
He needs constant protein shakes. You must feed him a keto diet. Take him daily to the gym. Buy him weights.

Strange Merchant:
He isssss eating me out of house and home! And for what? He doesn't even have leg musclesssss!!

Strange Merchant:
And he is contaminating my other Codingmon with his twisssssted ways. Can you imagine a bulked up, muscle-filled parentheSPIDER?!! Trussssst me. You don't want to.

Strange Merchant:
He will definitely be happier traveling with you. Don't worry. I'm ssssure your other Codingmon will not be affected in any way.