Strange Merchant:
GASSSSSP!!!!!

Strange Merchant:
WHAT IS THAT THING?!!!

Strange Merchant:
LOOK! LOOK AT IT! WHAT IS THAT THING?!!!

Candice:
Here we go again.

Strange Merchant:
........

Candice:
Don't you dare do anything weird to my adorable bunny badge!

Strange Merchant:
Oh. Never mind. This is a obvioussssly some kind of cheap imitation of the real badge.

Candice:
Wait! What are you trying to say?!

Strange Merchant:
This is a reputable store. We don't deal with cheap knockoffssss.

Candice:
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I PUT MY HEART AND SOUL INTO COPYING THIS BADGE!! I DEMAND AN APOLOGY!!!

Strange Merchant:
Hmph. Fine. Here.

Candice:
Errr...what happened to the ErrorRat?

Candice:
Wait a second...even his name is misspelled!!

Strange Merchant:
It's a cheap third world knockoff. Just like your badge.

Strange Merchant:
Come back when you have a real badge to trade.