Strange Merchant:
Greetingssss. What wonderous badges have you brought for me?

Strange Merchant:
Oh my. All alone today? Where are your odd companionssss?

Strange Merchant:
If you're lonely, all the more reason to purchase Codingmon Companions™! Almost as good as having real friends!!

Strange Merchant:
Hmmm?? This...this headband...

Strange Merchant:
THIS IS ALIEN! I CAN TELL!!!

Strange Merchant:
No sssssane human would ever wear such a ssssstupid thing.

Strange Merchant:
I mean. Wait. It's still warm. Were you wearing it before?

Strange Merchant:
Oh. Hmmmm. It'ssss...ummm..actually quite magnificent. I'm sure you looked amazing.

Strange Merchant:
Take thissss Codingmon with you. It in no way represents your unfathomable alien nature.

Strange Merchant:
Goodbye, strange traveler. I'm sure we will meet again someday.

Strange Merchant:
Remember to keep coding in your heart! And your Codingmon close beside you!