Strange Merchant:
Sssso. It is you. You finally returned.

Strange Merchant:
Business has not been the same since you left.

Strange Merchant:
I almost ssssstarved. I have wasted away to nothing.

Strange Merchant:
It's all your fault. Buy something.

Strange Merchant:
Right now.

Candice:
Geez! Talk about a high pressure sales tactic! You look exactly the same as before!

Strange Merchant:
Liesssss. Look at my once-magnificent physique. It is nothing but ssssskin and bones now.

Candice:
Errrr...I guess? I actually can't tell, what with that giant robe covering you.

Strange Merchant:
Skin. Just skin and bones. I swear.

Candice:
Hmmmm. That's suspicious.

Candice:
(You know, I've always wondered what he looks like under that robe! Let's try to trick him out of it sometime...)

Strange Merchant:
What are you two whispering about over there?!

Candice:
Nothing!

Candice:
Fine. If you're not going to buy ssssomething, at least bring me some badges. I have amazing thingsss to trade for badgessss.