Strange Merchant:
Sssso. You have returned.

Strange Merchant:
What incredible badgesss have you brought for me today?

Strange Merchant:
Oh my. Sssso cool. So badass. I musssst give you an equally awesome Codingmon.

Strange Merchant:
Here. It hurts my sssssoul to part with it, but take this one.

Candice:
Wait a second! We already have this Codingmon! He's totally common and second-rate. Who even wants him?!

Strange Merchant:
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Strange Merchant:
Did I mention it's......Buy one get one free?!

Candice:
How does that even help?! What could we possibly even do with that many Error Rats?!

Strange Merchant:
I'm glad you asked! When there's a bug in your program, who isss there? Error Rat!

Strange Merchant:
When your code isn't compiling, who isss there? Error Rat!

Strange Merchant:
It ssslices, it dices....it's fun for the whole family!

Strange Merchant:
I can't offer this again. Act now!

Candice:
No way! It sounds like he's bad luck for programmers.

Strange Merchant:
.....We'll double the offer?

Strange Merchant:
..........

Strange Merchant:
..........and throw in one more?

Candice:
You just ordered too many and are trying to get rid of them, aren't you?

Strange Merchant:
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Strange Merchant:
They breed like rabbitssss. They're the scourge of the universe.

Strange Merchant:
I loathe them.

Strange Merchant:
Fine. Never mind. I'll keep these cursed Error Rats. Take this instead.

Strange Merchant:
And this weird rock I found. It keeps whispering strange things into my ears.

Weird Rock:

Candice:
That's terrifying.

Weird Rock:

Candice:
Maybe we should do what the rock says? If we feed it more coding problems, perhaps it will free it from a curse or something?

Strange Merchant:
Good luck with that.