Strange Merchant:
What incredible badgesss have you brought for me today?

Strange Merchant:
Oooooh!!!

Strange Merchant:
This badge...it containssss the ssssuffering and blood of a million tortured soulsssss!!!

Strange Merchant:
I AM SO INCREDIBLY HAAAAAPPYYYYYY!!!!

Strange Merchant:
Well, it still doesn't contain as much evil as the first badge though.

Candice:
What the hell?! This is obviously a lie!

Candice:
What do you have against my bunny badge?!

Strange Merchant:
Hey! I'm not the one who determines the evilness quotient of these things!

Strange Merchant:
I just call them as I see them!

Strange Merchant:
Anyways. Take this Codingmon with you!

Strange Merchant:
Given the amount of evil surrounding you, I'm sure you will bring him great happiness.

Candice:
What is that supposed to mean?!