Candice:
Aaaaaand we're back here again.

Candice:
You really like this place, don't you.

Strange Merchant:
Sssso. You have returned.

Strange Merchant:
What incredible badgesss have you brought for me today?

Strange Merchant:
What in the world??????

Strange Merchant:
I...ummmm....this is a badge, right?

Strange Merchant:
I mean...of course it's a badge! I know all about this badge! It's a badge I've seen as a badge that's a badge!

Candice:
Ooookay?

Strange Merchant:
Yessss. I will give you a good price...but...

Strange Merchant:
OH MY GOD LOOK BEHIND YOU

Strange Merchant:
OH YOU MISSED IT. DARN. I HAVE TO GO THOUGH

Strange Merchant:
It has nothing to do with me needing to look up the price of this on Ebay.

Strange Merchant:
Bring thisssss badge back later....