Candice:
How did we end up here again?!

Strange Merchant:
Sssso. You have returned.

Strange Merchant:
What incredible badgesss have you brought for me today?

Strange Merchant:
Hmmmmm. Thisssss one?

Strange Merchant:
Thisss is a slightly inferior rabbit badge.

Strange Merchant:
Thisss other badge is clearly sssuperior

Candice:
Wow, mister! That's my badge! How did you see it? Hehehe, you're actually not so bad! For once I completely agree with y-....

Strange Merchant:
The evil sssstench of haaaatred and inssssanity radiate from it like a swirling miasma of darknessss.

Strange Merchant:
I can FEEL the crazed mind of its owner. Even from here.

Candice:
I hate you.

Strange Merchant:
Oh well. This rabbit badge will have to do. Hand it over.

Candice:
...I remember this part! Sucking its vitality, right? Heh heh heh. Let's quickly hand the disgusting rabbit over!

Strange Merchant:
*STROKE STROKE PET PET CUDDLE CUDDLE LOVE LOVE LOVE*

Candice:
......you do this on purpose don't you?

Strange Merchant:
So cuddly. So fluffy. So much love. Take this as your reward:

Strange Merchant:
Come back if you find any more wonderoussss badgessss