Commander Bob:
WE HAVE CAUGHT YOU! CRIMINAL! REVEAL YOUR TRUE FORM!

Strange Merchant:
What criminal? The only criminals I ssssee here are you! Tresspassing alienssss...

Commander Bob:
YOUR INSANE CRIMINAL LOGIC WILL NOT WORK ON US! REMOVE YOUR DISGUISE, CRIMINAL!

Strange Merchant:
Are you even buying anything? If not, you sssshould leave.

Commander Bob:
FINE! We will buy something! Then we will reveal your true form and destroy you!

Strange Merchant:
Oh good. We have a ssspecial today. Free gift with purchassse. In honor of my new sssstore helper, Booleano.

Booleano:
True!

Commander Bob:
JOHNSON! THERE IS A SPECIAL! QUICK. WE MUST BUY WHILE IT IS CHEAP.

Strange Merchant:
Yesss...yesss....very good...our prices are well worth the cosssst...

Booleano:
False!

Strange Merchant:
QUIET, BOOLEANO!!

Commander Bob:
WE WILL TAKE TEN. OF EVERYTHING.

Strange Merchant:
Certainly, certainly.
Wait. Where is your gold?

Commander Bob:
Your human currency has no meaning to us.

Strange Merchant:
You can't buy without gold! Go away and come back when you have money!

Commander Bob:
Curses. Johnson. We must collect this...."gold" he speaks of.

Commander Bob:
We will be back. Criminal.

Commander Bob:
....

Candice:
Wow! So you're the criminal the aliens have been looking for? I never would have guessed!

Strange Merchant:
I AM OBVIOUSLY NOT! I DON'T EVEN LOOK ANYTHING LIKE THEIR PICTURE!

Booleano:
True!

Candice:
Oh! And who is this Codingmon next to you?

Strange Merchant:
Ah. Thisss is Booleano. He ssspeaks always the truth.

Booleano:
True!

Strange Merchant:
Ssso. What badgesss do you have today?

Strange Merchant:
Goodnessss. So lovey dovey.

Strange Merchant:
It issss too sweet. This badge issss quite annoying.

Booleano:
True!

Candice:
Hmm. It seems more annoying having a Codingmon who always speaks the truth next to you.

Strange Merchant:
How can you sssay that?! As a trainer, truth is most important! Trainee...this trainer issss no good for you.

Booleano:
True!

Candice:
.....

Candice:
What exactly are you saying?

Strange Merchant:
Eeeek!

Strange Merchant:
Hahaha! I mean, just kidding! Sometimes Booleano is wrong, you know?!

Booleano:
False!

Strange Merchant:
Ohgodpleasedon'tkillme

Strange Merchant:
TAKE THIS! TAKE THIS CODINGMON AND PLEASSSSE FORGIVE ME!

Candice:
Ridiculous. Let us take this Cawdingbird and leave, trainee.