Strange Merchant:
Sssso. You have returned.

Strange Merchant:
What incredible badgesss have you brought for me today?

Strange Merchant:
Whoah. Sssuperhero memorabilia?!

Strange Merchant:
Are you a fan?! I collect their comicsss. My favorite are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Codingmon.

Candice:
I...I don't actually know much about them...

Strange Merchant:
You are missing out on life's greatest happinessss.

Strange Merchant:
The Ninja Codingmon train with their ErrorRat ssssensei, fighting their archnemesis Shredder-mon to SSAVE THE WORLD!!!

Candice:
That sounds just like me and my trainee! Except...instead of an ErrorRat, my trainee has me as a sensei! And instead of Shredder-mon, our archnemesis is Amy!

Strange Merchant:
..........

Strange Merchant:
That....is nothing like the ssseries.

Strange Merchant:
Here. Take this TurtlePowerEnthesis. He will introduce you to the true ways of Ninja Codingmon Power.

Candice:
Yaaaaay!!!