Strange Merchant:
The ssssstore is now open.

Strange Merchant:
Be amazed by our merchandisssse....

Candice:
Awwwww...that's it? All that hype and it's just one Codingmon. I was hoping to see more...

Strange Merchant:
.............

Strange Merchant:
Are you really complaining?! My amazing shop is offering you a freaking unicorn!

Candice:
That's true! That's true! But...I mean...can you call this a shop, actually? It doesn't look very legit.

Candice:
Come to think of it, you don't even offer receipts...

Strange Merchant:
Well, excuse me for having policies that make sense! Why should we give receipts if we don't accept returns?

Candice:
And it is in a cave. Are you sure your Codingmon isn't moldy?

Strange Merchant:
What are you trying to say?! Are you complaining about our ambiance?!

Strange Merchant:
IT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T BROUGHT ME ENOUGH BADGES!! JUST BRING ME MORE AND YOU'LL SEE!!