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Greetings, peasants. You seem rather shabby. But a fan is a fan. I shall allow you entry.

Candice:
Ummm...hi there?
(Shabby?)

Eccentric Shopkeeper:
Be honored, crazed groupies. You stand within the awe-inspiring halls of the Score Cave. I am the legendary shopkeeper you have surely heard so much about.

Candice:
You live in a cave. How is this amazing?

Eccentric Shopkeeper:
Ha! Barbarians! Such a question reveals your ignorance. It is a stylistic choice! Shabby chic is en vogue.

Candice:
Oh. Oooookay.
Well, I guess it's an improvement over the Treasure Caverns.

Eccentric Shopkeeper:
The Treasure Caverns? That disgrace?! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Do not speak to me of my wretched brother!

Candice:
Brothers?!! You two?! Are you even the same species?!

Eccentric Shopkeeper:
He was always the black sheep of the family.

Eccentric Shopkeeper:
Well. Let us forget him. Come, my little fan, let us take a look at your Codingmon rankings instead.

Candice:
Rankings? OH MY GOSH THERE'S A SCOREBOARD!!!!

Candice:
Which one is us?! Oh my, I'm sure we're at the top!

Eccentric Shopkeeper:
Hmmm. It looks like you have not set a nickname yet. I shall dub thee "Sidekick #95".

Candice:
Ehhhhhhh?! That's terrible!

Eccentric Shopkeeper:
Hahaha! You are shy? Well, you can always update your nickname in the Settings tab.

Candice:
Let's do that as soon as possible!