Candice:
Sob sob sob we're all traaaaapped...

???:
....ughhhh....

Lincoln:
Ehhh?! Is there someone else in here?!

Candice:
Oh! She's also a captive of that evil criminal! She's passed out due to hunger.

???:
....ughhhh....

Candice:
I tried to feed the Doritoos to her, but she absolutely refused.

???:
....human food is too strange. I will not eat such filth.

???:
I'll drink the Mountain Doo, but I'd rather starve to death than eat the fiendish orange goo.

Candice:
Yes. Indeed. Through the power of MOUNTAIN Doo, she managed to survive this past year! MOUNTAIN Doo truly has amazing nutritional and health benefits!

Candice:
Oh glorious Mountain Doo! Tastes so refreshing!
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Princess Raki:
I am Princess Raki. From Outer Space. The villainess space criminal kidnapped me for ransom.

Lincoln:
Oh my. An alien Princess.

Princess Raki:
But during the kidnapping, her space ship crashed. She's kept me captive here since.

Princess Raki:
Don't fear. Now that she's powering her space ship, no doubt the space police will detect her and come to our rescue.

Commander Bob:
........

Commander Bob:
Hmmm. Johnson. The criminal is not here.

Commander Bob:
Ah! Human. You are here. Very good.

Commander Bob:
Our warp rays teleported us here. Supposedly the space criminal is nearby. Be wary.

Lincoln:
Haha! We are rescued! Now we can escape from this locked room!

Commander Bob:
*Cl-Click* ..... *Cl-Click*

Commander Bob:
Human. The door seems to be locked.

Lincoln:
Yes. Perhaps you can teleport us out of here...?

Commander Bob:
WAIT!!!! LOOK!!! THE FEATHERED RAT!!!!

Commander Bob:
IT WAS A TRAP!! JOHNSON! HE HAS COME FOR REVENGE!!!

Lincoln:
Errr....hmmm....

Admiral Johnson:
WE ARE DOOMED!!!! WE CANNOT ESCAPE!!!

Lincoln:
It seems they are trapped too?

Princess Raki:
Sigh.