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Oho! So even someone like you has decided to try for being a Codingmon master, eh?

Lincoln:
IT IS I, YOUR RIVAL, ABRAHAM LINCOLN!!

Lincoln:
Along with my valiant and patriotic companion, Cawdingbird.

Cawdingbird:
CAW!!!

Candice:
No way! You're the famed programmer, Abraham Lincoln?! Are you lying?

Lincoln:
Come now, I'm honest Abe. Besides, would these cheekbones lie to you?

Candice:
Wowee, I've heard so much about you! The shining star...everyone's greatest hope for a new Codingmon Master!

Lincoln:
But of course. It is only natural. I'm sure you wish to be my trainer, Duck Girl. However, I must break your heart. Abraham Lincoln needs no trainer.

Candice:
Duck girl?!

Lincoln:
Yes. Your strange clothes hint of your strong passion for ducks. If that is your preference, I, Abraham Lincoln, will not judge.

Candice:
IT'S A BUNNY HOODIE!! WHAT PART OF THIS EVEN LOOKS LIKE A DUCK?!

Lincoln:
Anyways! My rival...I see that you've caught some Codingmon already.

Lincoln:
...!!! Is that... is that a COONPILER?! So very rare! It hardly ever shows up!

Lincoln:
How could you have gotten it when even I - Ugh, you must have cheated! You cheater!

Candice:
How rude! They didn't cheat!

Lincoln:
Ugh... how could this be...

Lincoln:
No! Regardless, I am still the superior codingmon master. I have my Cawdingbird, and many others. I have no reason to envy your Coonpiler which you acquired through unscrupulous means.

Lincoln:
I will be moving on and capturing infinitely more Codingmon than you, my rival.

Lincoln:
I would say that I look forward to facing you in a coding battle in the future, but...

Lincoln:
I'm afraid you're four score and seven years too early to be my rival, kid! HAHAHA!

Candice:
Hmm... so that was Lincoln. The rumors were true - not only is he devastatingly attractive, his Codingmon collection is quite extensive, as well.

Candice:
But I can't forgive him for insulting my bunny hoodie!

Candice:
Oh, and insulting your Codingmon, too. That was terrible as well.

Candice:
That arrogant meanie. We absolutely can't let him win!