Bunny Machina B70:

Candice:
OMG!!! You did it, trainee! You defeated Bunny Machina B70!

Bunny Machina B70:

Candice:
Looks like it's broken now.

KICK KICK KICK

Neve:
Huh. Do you think it was malfunctioning? Or are one of you really a criminal?

Lincoln:
Me? A CRIMINAL?! Don't be ridiculous, girl!

Strange Merchant:
Suspicioussss...You deny the accusation so strongly, Abraham Lincoln....

Candice:
Wait. Aren't you the most suspicious one here? You're always wearing that cloak. I don't think I've ever even seen your face...

Strange Merchant:
STOP TRYING TO GET ME TO TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES!! THAT'S A CRIMINAL OFFENSE RIGHT THERE!!

Candice:
WHAAAA?!!! WHEN DID I-

Shadowblade:
Heh. Heh. I'll put this to rest. I, Shadowblade, am the criminal.

Candice:
Ehhhh?!!!

Shadowblade:
My crime. Is abandoning my family. My troll family.

Candice:
Yeah. I don't think that's what Bunny Machina B70 meant. But hey, you abandoned the trolls?

Shadowblade:
...I keep losing track of them.

Neve:
Enough! None of us are criminals! Bunny Machina B70 was obviously....disturbed!

Neve:
In fact, you are a hero, young trainee! Let me bestow upon you this badge!

Neve:
Please come back at any time! (Seriously. It's really lonely. I'll be waiting for you.)