????:
Uuuuu fu fu fu fuuuuu~~~~! Who do we have here?

Candice:
Whoah! Who's that?!

????:
I am the darkness which slips through the night. A shadow that freezes your heart.

Candice:
...oookay. That sounds dumb. Let's just keep going.

????:
................

????:
................................

????:
.....I'm right beside you...

Candice:
WHAT?! WHAT?! WHO'S THERE?!

Candice:
Ha! Ha! Hahahaha! There's no one here! Of course there's no one here! What am I thinking?!

Candice:
Don't worry. I'll protect you from anyone who tries to stab you!

????:
Tremble in fear, little duck. ~~TREMBLE IN FEEEEARRRR~~

Candice:
WHAT IS THIS?! You don't even sound scary! And there are happy rainbows and forest creatures everywhere!

Candice:
...wait. Did you just call me a duck?

????:
Ha Ha! DIE OF FRIGHT!!

Candice:
Oh. Huh. You don't seem that scary.

Ami:
That's because you are a fool. I am Ami...a NINJA

Candice:
Whatever. All programmers are ninjas, obviously.

Ami:
I'm the prized ninja-coder from the world-famous Ninja Village.

Candice:
What Ninja Village? I've never heard of it.

Ami:
And I'm clearly stronger and cuter than a duck-head like you.

Candice:
.......

Ami:
...and you smell bad.

Candice:
............

Ami:
...........duck girl. Quack quack quack.

Candice:
WHY IS EVERYONE PICKING ON ME?! WHAT THE HELL?!