Corgi Dealer:
Welcome to Corgiland Casino! The number one rated Casino for all of Corgi-kind!

Corgi Dealer:
First timers here, eh? May we interest you in our platinum high roller corgi membership card? You get one complimentary hour with the squeaky toy, each day!

Candice:
No thanks. That's okay.

????:
ARRRRR!! UHAND ME, YE FILTHY CURS!

Candice:
What's that?!

Captain A-hab:
Ahoy there, me mateys! I'm in a bit of a bind, as ye can see. Save yer captain!

Candice:
Captain A-hab?! You're alive!

Corgi Dealer:
*Bork bork* Oh my. Do you know this scoundrel?

Candice:
Of course! He...

Corgi Dealer:
Then perhaps you can pay his debt off? He lost big at the poker tables.

Candice:
You have a debt here? Already?! Didn't you get swallowed like...less than five minutes ago?

Captain A-hab:
They be cheatin' scoundrels, I tell ye!

Candice:
Sigh. Fine. How much does he owe?

Corgi Dealer:
So glad you know each other! He owes 50,000 bitCorgis.

Candice:
.......

Candice:
...I've never seen him before in my life.

Captain A-hab:
ARRRRR!!! IT'S MUTINY! Where is the loyalty?!

Candice:
Ugh. Holy moly, that sounds like a lot. What's a bitCorgi?

Corgi Dealer:
Our games give out bitCorgi. Which you can then exchange for wonderous prizes! 10 bitCorgi per game won!

Candice:
.....we'd have to win 5,000 games?!

Shady Looking Corgi:
Did I hear that someone wants to play a high stakes game?

Shady Looking Corgi:
Heh heh. *Bork, Bork*. I, Snidely McCorgison, am always interested in such oportunities.

Shady Looking Corgi:
Oportunity for you, my friends. Of course. This is your chance to win big.

Candice:
....this doesn't seem shady at all.