????:
Halt, who is you?!

Candice:
GASP!!

????:
You can't pass! You must pay toll!

Candice:
Oooh, how cute! A little hamster!

????:
NUUU! I'M NO HAMSTER!!!

Troll:
I am Trol. The Troll of the Bridge. I've been guarding bridge for eternity.

Candice:
But... you don't really look like a troll.

Troll:
HOW DARE YOU, HOOMAN!

Troll:
I am a vicious troll! I've never been defeated! In all eternity!

Troll:
Except for that time a few minutes ago. Wiht a man in a funny tall hat with strange bird. Who wuz also incredibly more attractive than you.

Candice:
...

Candice:
I still say you look more like a hamster...

????:
ENUFF!!! I RAISE TEH TOLL NOW!!!

Candice:
Ehhh?!!!!

Troll:
Before toll was small rock. Now u must give a Billy Goat.

Candice:
A small rock? You would have been happy with a rock?

Troll:
A rock shaped like a goat.

Candice:
Huh. That actually sounds harder to find than a goat.

Troll:
Only for stoopid poo-heads with no imagination.

Candice:
.....ugh. Fine. Looks like we need to find a goat.