Commander Bob:
Hello, human.

Commander Bob:
Our store? It was vandalized. Mysteriously.

Commander Bob:
The sticks were spray painted pink.

Commander Bob:
They are useless now.

Commander Bob:
Instead, we have a proposition for you.

Commander Bob:
Buy tupperware alienware from us.

Commander Bob:
Resell to your friends and family.

Commander Bob:
You will make big bucks. A pyramid of fun.

Admiral Johnson:
*weeeeeeeeeeeeeep sniffle sniffle*

Commander Bob:
JOHNSON! WHAT DID I SAY. WHAT DID I TELL YOU.

Admiral Johnson:
H-H-Human. Y-you....y-you should buy some....tupperware alienware....

Commander Bob:
Very good Johnson.

Admiral Johnson:
NO!!! I CAN'T DO IT! RUN, HUMAN! THE PLASTIC CONTAINERS WILL TAKE OVER YOUR LIFE! AS THEY HAVE OURS!

Choose One: