Merchant:
Cussssstomer! What are you doing here with this desssspicable shyster?!

Merchant:
Don't lisssten to his sweet liessss. You have no need to purchase anything besidessss items from MY store.

Shopkeeper:
Come now, brother! I know that vintage, distressed fashion is all the rage. But don't you think those robes are a bit TOO shabby?

Princess Raki:
Brother?

Shopkeeper:
Yes. We are brothers, of course. You can tell by the family resemblance.

Merchant:
What part of usssss is alike?! No, customer! You must leave this place immediately! There issss no need to look through any other ssssstores but mine!

Shopkeeper:
Ha! Ha! Ha! Little Bobby, always the adorable joker. Here, programmer. Ignore him. I will give you this wonderous accessory to fancy up your Codingmon with.

Merchant:
NOOOOO!!! Your Codingmon will be corrupted!! Corrupted by sssstyle!