Shopkeeper:
Bonjour! How delightful to see you again. I'm sure you missed me terribly.

Shopkeeper:
Please ignore the emptiness of the Shopping District here today. There are fewer customers recently. It's shocking, I know.

Shopkeeper:
We are going through a bit of a recession. Now that the world has been saved from destruction, people are thinking more about their futures.

Shopkeeper:
They are deeming accessory purchases "frivolous" now. A preposterous thought, is it not?

Shopkeeper:
Will saving for retirement, or buying a new house bring them as much happiness as a new set of Guuchi Vuiton cufflinks? I think not!

Shopkeeper:
Not to mention...things are even worse with that miserable woman. Constantly poaching my customers. Mon Dieu!

Vendor:
I heard that!!! Maybe you wouldnt have to worry about my wares, if your merchandise had any quality or standards!

Shopkeeper:
HaHA! Who are you to talk of quality, with your bug-infested flowers driving customers away.

Shopkeeper:
Whaaaaat?! They're not bug-infested! They're just pesticide free! It's not my fault if the occasional insect Codingmon takes up residence.

Codingmon:
*Chitter chitter chitter*

Vendor:
Shoo! Shoo! Not now, you stupid insect!

Shopkeeper:
Noooo! You will infect my wares, I must flee!

Vendor:
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Vendor:
PSST! Is he gone? Come over here...I have a secret to tell you...