Strange Merchant:
!!!!!!!!!!! CUSSSSSSTOMER!!!! IT'SSSSS YOUUUUU!!!

Strange Merchant:
Ssssso long. It'sss been ssssssoooo long...

Strange Merchant:
But what am I sssssaying? You have been with me all along!

Strange Merchant:
Here. By my side. Buying merchandisssse. Silent. Like cardboard. But definitely ssstill my customer...

Strange Merchant:
SOB SOB SSSSSOB...

Strange Merchant:
Don't be jealousssss...cardboard customer. I will still sssell to you, even now that your human twin has returned.

Cardboard:
riiiiiip

Strange Merchant:
NOOOOOO!!! CARDBOARD CUSTOMER!!!!

Strange Merchant:
It'ssssss okay. You sssstill look almost identical to each other.