Strange Merchant:
Sssso. You have returned.

Strange Merchant:
What incredible badgesss have you brought for me today?

Strange Merchant:
!!!!!! This smells of....sssssships!!

Strange Merchant:
Ahhhhhh....the memoriesssss...

Strange Merchant:
Did you know, I used to be quite the accomplished ssssssailor?

Candice:
Ehhh?? Seriously?! You sailed around the seas?!

Strange Merchant:
What? No. Of course not. I've never been above the ground.

Strange Merchant:
I was a sssswashbuckling young sailor along the underground demon rivers of screaming soulsssss

Candice:
....ooookay....that sounds terrifying...

Candice:
HEY! WAIT A SECOND!!! DIDN'T WE JUST SEE YOU AT THE ICE PALACE?! What's this "never been above the ground" nonense!

Strange Merchant:
No. I wasn't there. Jusssst your imagination.

Candice:
Whaaaat?! You're obviously lying!! I bet this demon river of screaming souls doesn't even exist, too.

Strange Merchant:
Hmph. Here isssss proof. A monstrous Sea Codegi, taken from the demon river of screaming souls

Candice:
THAT'S JUST A REGULAR SEA CODEGI!!! We saw a bunch of them on the sea!

Strange Merchant:
It's completely different! Look at its eyessssss! They're the eyes of a killer!

Sea Codegi:
: BORK! BORK!

Strange Merchant:
NOOO!!! HE'SSSS AFTER MY SSSSOUL!!! TAKE HIM AWAY FROM HERE! QUICKLY!

Candice:
.......I'm so confused. Let's just take the Codegi and leave.