Strange Merchant:
Sssso. You have returned.

Strange Merchant:
What incredible badgesss have you brought for me today?

Strange Merchant:
Ooooh! So fancy! So pretty!

Strange Merchant:
It's beautiful beyond wordssss!

Candice:
So you're not gonna insult this badge? Say it's some kind of cheap knockoff??

Strange Merchant:
You're ssssstill upset about that? I can't help it if your badges are inferior.

Strange Merchant:
Here. Take this Codingmon. Her name is Princess JavaIce. She is a mystically royal Codingmon, in exchange for a wonderousss badge.

Candice:
WHAT IS WITH THE UNFAIR TREATMENT!!! MY BADGE GETS A DEFECTIVE ERROR RAT, BUT NEVE'S BADGE GETS A MYSTICAL PRINCESS CODINGMON?!

Strange Merchant:
Ssssso picky. Fine. I can make the error rat a mystical princess error rat.

Strange Merchant:
See? So pretty. Mystical princess error rat.

Strange Merchant:
You just put a fake paper crown on its head!

Strange Merchant:
Potato, Potahto.

Candice:
I hate the world.