Strange Merchant:
Sssso. You have returned.

Candice:
Whoah! What happened here?!

Strange Merchant:
As you can ssssee, I have taken your feedback about our lack of ambiance to heart.

Strange Merchant:
Here at Treasure Cavernssss, we put our customers first.

Strange Merchant:
That's wonderful! But...ummm...aren't the decorations a little...tacky?

Strange Merchant:
Tacky????!

Strange Merchant:
TAAAACKYYYYY????!

Candice:
No! Never mind! They're beautiful!

Strange Merchant:
....hmph. Good.

Strange Merchant:
I have expanded my ssselection, as well.

Strange Merchant:
Be impresssssed.