Lincoln:
WHAT AM I TO DO?!!!!

Lincoln:
My shoulder...it is empty and alone!! Your vixen temptress Cawdingbird has robbed me!

Candice:
Hmph! Your Cawdingbird was the one who went all googly-eyed first!

Lincoln:
*SOB SOB SOB* IT'S TRUUUEEEEEE!!! Goodbye, sweet Cawdingbird...

Candice:
*Ehhh??? What's this on the ground? Something about superheros?

Lincoln:
*GASP!* Superheroes?! That's precisely what we need right now!

Candice:
Errr...really?

Lincoln:
Yes. We need superheroes. TO GET OUR BIRDS BACK!

Candice:
....hmmmm. You might have a point there!

TO BE CONTINUED...