Sea Corgi:
Bork Bork!

Candice:
Oh! How cute! A sea Corgi!

Captain A-hab:
MOBY CORGIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sea Corgi:
*Wiggles its fluffy Corgi butt*

Candice:
THIS is Moby Corgi? It's so small! And....not albino.

Captain A-hab:
That's just the lighting. It's Moby Corgi all right.

Candice:
Huh. It doesn't look anything like I imagined. But oh well. Now that we've found Moby Corgi, we can leave, right?

Captain A-hab:
READY THE HARPOONS, ME LADDIES! THE DEVIL DIES TONIGHT!

Candice:
WHOAH! Wait! We don't need to HARPOON it! It's so cute!

Sea Corgi:
*Butt wiggling intensifies*

Captain A-hab:
NO!!! BEHOLD HOW THE ABOMINATION MOCKS US ALL! IN ITS EYES WE ARE NAUGHT BUT WRETCHED MEATBAG MOSQUITOES WITH PUTRID HUMAN SOULS!!!

Captain A-hab:
Tonight, 'tis either us or him.

Captain A-hab:
*readies harpoon*

Candice:
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

????:

Candice:
What's that in the distance?!

Candice:
It looks like a humongous Corgi head? Sticking up out of the sea?

Captain A-hab:
MOBY CORGIIIIIIII!!!!! YOUR DEMON TRICKS ALMOST FOOLED ME, YET AGAIN! I WILL NOT BE DISTRACTED BY THIS THIRD-RATE CLONE!

Candice:
Whew, you better escape while you can, Sea Corgi!

Sea Corgi:
*WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE*

Candice:
....it doesn't seem to care at all

Captain A-hab:
Look alive, lads! A storm is coming on the horizon! No matter, though. We'll sail straight into its heart, to catch Moby Corgi!

Candice:
Ehhhh?! That doesn't sound safe?

Captain A-hab:
HOIST THE SAILS! FULL SPEED INTO THE STORM! STRAIGHT TO THE CANINE LEVIATHON!