Candice:
Soooooo....what's this about an endless quest, Captain A-hab?

Captain A-hab:
I'm glad ye asked, lassie. I must hunt down and kill Moby Corgi.

Candice:
A Moby Corgi?! What?

Captain A-hab:
Aye. The scourge of the seven seas. The demon monstrosity with no soul. The albino corgi of the sea.

Captain A-hab:
No. He's not a corgi, he's the devil himself. The terrible thing he did to me...I must seek revenge.

Candice:
Does it have anything to do with your peg leg?

Captain A-hab:
No, no. That was just a random parrot gnawing off me leg. A minor incident COMPARED TO WHAT MOBY CORGI DID.

Candice:
Oh my gosh, what did Moby Corgi do?! I can't imagine it being worse than a parrot gnawing off your leg!

Captain A-hab:
Then ye have not seen enough, lassie. I envy your naivete. Me eyes have seen the depths of hell itself. The hell called Moby Corgi.

Captain A-hab:
I will not land my ship until I have wraught my revenge upon it. There will be no rest for me, or any of my crew.

Candice:
Wow! Well, that sounds like a lot of work for you guys! Just drop us off on land at the other side, and we'll be out of your way.

Captain A-hab:
Aye, I wish I could. But our journey for blood shall not end 'till the death of Moby Corgi. Or of us.

Candice:
Wait! That's not what we agreed on!

Captain A-hab:
ARR HAR HAR HAR! YOU AGREED TO WORK "UNTIL WE REACH LAND"! FOOL!

Captain A-hab:
This ship is not landing. Not until Moby Corgi lands in hell.

Candice:
WHAAAAAAAT?! How long will that be?!

Captain A-hab:
I haven't sighted Moby Corgi in 30 years. It could be another 30 before he appears again. Who knows.

Candice:
THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!