Candice:
Healthy!!! We choose Healthy!!

Tank:

*SKKKKKRRRCH*.....healthy, huh? I guess that means...

Tank:

. . . . . . . . .

Yogurt:
.....You are our friends!

Tofu-Substitute-Broccoli-Yogurt:
Welcome, ally forces. I am Tofu-Substitute-Broccoli-Yogurt.

Candice:
Oh thank goodness we chose Healthy!
...Tofu-Substitute-Broccoli-Yogurt?

Tofu-Substitute-Broccoli-Yogurt:
Yes. And this is Papaya-Mushroom-Pie.

Papaya-Mushroom-Pie:
Hiiiii~~

Tofu-Substitute-Broccoli-Yogurt:
And the ever loyal Soybean-Infused-Cheeto.

Soybean-Infused-Cheeto:
Are you sure about this, Tofu-Substitute-Broccoli-Yogurt? These two seem suspicious. They might be the enemy...

Tofu-Substitute-Broccoli-Yogurt:
Don't be ridiculous, Soybean-Infused-Cheeto. Look at them...they're obviously not sweet, rich, or enjoyable.

Candice:
Ummm...thanks?

Tofu-Substitute-Broccoli-Yogurt:
But we must be ever-vigilant in our endless war!

Candice:
War? What war?

Tofu-Substitute-Broccoli-Yogurt:
The war demanded by Fairy Overlord, of course!

Candice:
Oh. Errr, of course.

Tofu-Substitute-Broccoli-Yogurt:
Yes. The sugary scum must die. Come, it's not safe out here. Let us take shelter at our secret base.

Tofu-Substitute-Broccoli-Yogurt:
Our very. very. Secret. Base.

Tofu-Substitute-Broccoli-Yogurt:
So secret that knowledge of its very existance is a death sentence to all who are sweet.

Candice:
Ah. Hah. Hah hah hah. Umm...good thing we're not sweet, right? Right?

Tofu-Substitute-Broccoli-Yogurt:
Yes. Haha. Good thing.