Candice:
THE PYRAMIDS!!! FINALLY!!!

Candice:
I can't believe the amount of trouble it took to get you here.

Candice:
...I mean...just be careful. There might be traps...

Candice:
WAIT! DON'T STEP THERE!!! That...might be a trap. Possibly.

Candice:
ACK! That's a trap too! DON'T GO OVER THERE!

Candice:
NOOO DON'T TOUCH THAT EITHER!!!

Candice:
*....PANT PANT PANT* This is more exhausting than I expected...

Lincoln:
Hoho! Why hello there, my rival!

Candice:
.....ABRAHAM LINCOLN?!!! What are you doing inside the secret hidden pyramids in the middle of the desert?!!!

Lincoln:
The question should be...why would I not be here? Where better to find me, than within a pyramid?

Candice:
.....I guess that makes as much sense as anything else on this crazy planet. You two wait here. I'm gonna turn the traps off.

Lincoln:
Oho, you know how to do that, Duck Girl?

Candice:
I MEAN, I'll just wander around and see if I can find a switch or something!

Lincoln:
.....

Lincoln:
Well. It looks like it's just you and me. As destiny has decreed. Shall we battle?

????:
weeeeeep sob sob weeeeeeeeeeeep weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Lincoln:
Hmmmm?? Do you hear that?

????:
weeeeeep sob sob weeeeeeeeeeeep weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Lincoln:
It's coming from behind this wall? Is there a hidden room...??

Lincoln:
OH MY! A HIDDEN ROOM!!!

????:
weeeeeep sob sob weeeeeeeeeeeep weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Lincoln:
Duck Girl? We just saw you, and you said you were going the other way. What are you doing in this hidden room?

????:
..........

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????!!!!!!!!!