Princess Raki:
!!!!!!!

Commander Bob:
Stay back! Villainous-appearing-cloak-man! Identify yourself!

Jack:
My name is Jack. Jack Codingsassin. Professional Programmur-derer.

Princess Raki:
Programmur-derer? That sounds suspicious.

Jack:
Not at all! I am most innocent and naive. Like a little hamster. A hamster which murders. For rewards.

Princess Raki:
That doesn't sound any better.

Jack:
I am currently on a quest. However, I am always happy to earn additional rewards.

Jack:
Is there anyone you wish to have....deleted? Erased from memory? Removed from your arraylist?

Princess Raki:
Errr...I already have this human here serving me. So there's no need.

Jack:
I see I have a business rival...

Jack:
...wait. MY GOD!!! IT'S YOU!!