Candice:
Look what I've found, trainee!

Candice:
The Troll's village in the forest!

Trolls:
Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll!

Candice:
Yes, yes. Very good.
Now can you guys help us to get out of these woods?

Trolls:
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Trolls:
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Trolls:
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Trolls:
W-W-W-We lost toooooo....

Trolls:
We been here, lost in forest, hundreds of yrs now!

Candice:
You're kidding.

Trolls:
Is okay tho! Smrtest, bravest of trolls..."Trol"! He go to get help!

Trolls:
"Trol" will save us all! All praise Trol! Praise! Praise!

Candice:
Errrr. Are you sure about this?

Trol:
Hai guyz!

Trolls:
IS TROL!!! Trol is back! PRAISE!! PRAISE!!

Trol:
Wuz hard to find you guyz. Oh! It's you, hooman. Hello again!

Trolls:
Where is help, Trol?

Trol:
Wut help? BTW where are we?

Trolls:
Nooooooo! Now even Trol is lost! You wuz supposed to find help!

Trol:
Oh, really? I thought I wuz supposed to guard bridge.

Trolls:
HOW WOULD THAT MAKE ANY SENSE?!

Trolls:
*sob sob sob sob*

Candice:
Well. We're doomed.

Shadowblade:

Candice:
No, no. Not really. We're all just doomed to wander this forest forever.

Shadowblade:

Candice:
Oh wow! We're saved! That was a lot easier to find than I expected, considering the trolls were lost for hundreds of years!

Trolls:
YAAAAAAAAAAY!!! Thank u hoomans! You have saved us! Praise! Praise! Praise!

Trolls:
Now we r free to live outside forest!

Trolls:
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Trolls:
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Trolls:
............Nah. Too much trouble. We stay in forest. Bye!

Shadowblade:
...........

Shadowblade:
I shall go to be with my new family. Here, take this.

Shadowblade:
Good luck and farewell.

Candice:
Ummm.....

Candice:
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Candice:
Yeah. Let's get out of here and never come back.