Ami:
I guess this means I am not destined to be together with my true love. The gods are cruel.

Lincoln:
Ho ho! Is that you, my rival?

Ami:
(~~~~~KYAA^AAAAAAAAAAAA_AAAAAA~~~~!!! IT'S LINCOLN SENPAIIIII~~~~💕💕💕)

Lincoln:
*Ignores Ami*
Why yes, it is indeed my rival! My, my, my what a coincidence!

Ami:
(💕💕~~~~NOTICE ME SENPAIIIII!!! 💕💕💕 PLEASE NOTICE MEEEEEE~~~~💕💕)

Candice:
Wait. So Ami's "true love" is Abraham Lincoln?

Lincoln:
I see that you have been attempting to collect more Codingmon than me. What a futile endeaver.

Lincoln:
I shall be generous, however, and let you view my Codingmon list. I've conveniently added it as a tab in your "Codingmon" section of the menu.

Lincoln:
Because I know that viewing my Codingmon list is as important to you, as viewing your own.

Candice:
Oh my god. He actually did. It's there in your Codingmon section now.

Ami:
(SENPAIIIII~~~~ 💕💕 I'M RIIIIIIGHT HEEEEREEEEE💕!!! NOTICE MEEEEEE~~~~💕💕💕)

Lincoln:
*Ignores Ami*
Yes. Let me and my Cawdingbird be forever an inspiration to you.

Lincoln:
Go, Cawdingbird! Show them what you got! Make America proud!!

Candice:
That ship he just hit...

Ami:
Huh. What was that? Looks like it left a Wreckage Site. You should check it out on the main map sometime when you get a chance. I bet there's a special prize waiting for you there!

Candice:
Oh god no. That sounds like a terrible idea.

Lincoln:
I'm sure he didn't hit anything important.

Lincoln:
Anyways, Cawdingbird, I see you have returned to me. Well done!

Cawdingbird:
CA-CAW!!

Lincoln:
Now that you see what Cawdingbird is capable of - how can you ever hope to defeat me?

Lincoln:
💕You're SO COOL LINCOLN SENPAIIIIII~~!!!💕💕💕

Lincoln:
*Ignores Ami*
Please try to keep your envy under control, my rival! Until next time!

Candice:
Aaaaand he's gone.

Ami:
Awwww.

Ami:
But did you see?! He's totally in love with me, right?! We're destined lovers!

Ami:
Here, take this bunny badge!

Ami:
You can't even dream what you'll get for it at the Treasure Caverns!

Candice:
Wait. What. Why is it so fancy?!

Candice:
That badge is nothing! Fancier doesn't mean better! Don't let her fool you! My bunny badge is still better!

Ami:
....I'm sorry. It must be hard being not-so-bright. Your badge is obviously not a bunny.

Candice:
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!