Candice:
Hmmm....how do you fire this thing?

Candice:
Geez. Maybe it's just a toy?

Candice:
PEW! PEW!

Captain A-hab:
ARRRRRRGH!!!!!!
*convulses on floor*

Captain A-hab:
MAH LEG! MAH LEG!

Snidely McCorgison:
OH MY!!! SOMEONE'S FACE IS NEARBY THE FLOOR? I MUST GO! *BORK! BORK! BORK! BORK! BORK! BORK! BORK!* *licks Captain A-hab's face*

Candice:
...........

Candice:
Quick! He left his cards! This is our chance! Swap them out!

Captain A-hab:
ARRRRGHHH! IT'S EATIN ME!

Candice:
Stop being so melodramatic.

Snidely McCorgison:
.....cough. *Bork bork*. I have returned. Please excuse me. It could not be helped.

Candice:
No problems! Perfectly understandable. Let us continue.

Snidely McCorgison:
.....TAH DAH! ONCE AGAIN, I HAVE A ROYAL FL-

Corgi Dealer:
Only a full house?! Snidely McCorgison....loses!

Snidely McCorgison:
WHAT?! HOW CAN THIS BE?! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! *BORK! BORK!*

Candice:
Impossible, you say? Why would it be impossible? UNLESS YOU WERE CHEATING!!!

Corgi Dealer:
Oh my! Yes, we do not tolerate cheating, here.

Snidely McCorgison:
GRRRRRRR. *BORK. BORK.* Fine. Here are your Codingmon back.

Candice:
And the exit?

Snidely McCorgison:
I'll give you this map.

Corgi Dealer:
Newcomers! You are quite amazing! Few have managed to beat Snidely. Here, take this membership card.

Corgi Dealer:
With it, you will be able to play casino games and earn bitCorgi!

Candice:
Hooray! Everything is settled, then! It's a happy ending!

Captain A-hab:
WHAT ABOUT ME?!

Candice:
...oh yeah. I forgot about you.