Candice:
For god's sake! This is impossible! Let's just cross. He's only a tiny hamster. We can kick him across the river bank.

Troll:
I WILL BITE UR ANKLES!

Troll:
BITE THEM AS YOU CROSS! I WILL MINORLY INCONVENIENCE YOU!

Candice:
Ugh. Who knows if he has rabies...

Troll:
What was that?!

Candice:
Nothing! Never mind! Well...let's just find a Codingmon that vaguely looks like a goat and be done with it.