Princess Raki:
OH! HO! HO! HO! I had no idea how easy it was to convince people to part with cash!

Princess Raki:
We should open more locations! Enlist more slave workers to make more human currency. We will rule this world!

Commander Bob:
P-princess?! What about repairing the ship? What about going back to your father?

Princess Raki:
The more I look at this cash register, the more trivial other matters seem.

Princess Raki:
Come, retainers! We must don the WacDolan uniforms to attract more business!

Commander Bob:
No. The princess. She has fallen to the temptation of human greed. Are we too late.

WacDolan's Employee:
Hello. I'm back.

WacDolan's Employee:
Thanks for watching the store. I'll take those hats back.

WacDolan's Employee:
.....

Princess Raki:
*GASP* AH! What?! What? Where am I?

Commander Bob:
Princess! Are you back to normal?!

WacDolan's Employee:
Oh. You shouldn't wear the WacDolan's Employee hat for too long. Many have succumbed to the dark pull of corporate greed.

Princess Raki:
That's terrifying. How are you okay?!

WacDolan's Employee:
I'm fine. My soul has already been sucked out of me by working here for so long.

WacDolan's Employee:
This is why I just don't try hard at my job anymore. The power of money corrupts.

Commander Bob:
Hmmm. Yes. I see. This is truly the correct lesson to learn in life.

Princess Raki:
Are you sure? It just seems like a bad work ethic to me?

WacDolan's Employee:
Here. Take these HashMapBrowns as payment for your hard work. You deserve them.

Princess Raki:
What??! Only this?! We must have made you thousands! How stingy.

WacDolan's Employee:
Look. It even has the paper wrapping.

Princess Raki:
Hmmmph! Never mind. Retail work is the worst.