Merchant:
Why are you ssssstill here?!

Merchant:
Trusssst me. There is no one else to buy from. You should jusssst go back to visit my sssshop...

????:
Hi there! Interested in buying some good, old-fashioned, all-natural, organic, Codingmon Accessories?

Merchant:
.......

Organic Beauty Vendor:
Natural products will bring out the true beauty inside your Codingmon. Remember. Nature knows best! Here, take a flower!

Merchant:
Flowerssss are too expensssssive. I'm sure you'd rather....

Princess Raki:
They were free though?

Merchant:
....Infessssted with vermin, I'm sure. Only foolssss with sssmall minds care for ssssuch flowers...

Organic Beauty Vendor:
Hey!

Merchant:
Insssstead, all the hip new Codingmon want to look cooooool.

Merchant:
I'm sssssure your Codingmon would much prefer these badasssss sunglasses.

Merchant:
Remember. A cool Codingmon. Isssss a happy Codingmon.